How Do You Wear It?

I'm wearing a skirt today. I don't know why. There's hardly anyone here in the office so dressing down would make more sense but I had the urge to wear one of my skirts. Whatever.

So it zips up and the tag is right at the zipper. Most of my zip up skirts zip at the side and the tag goes in the back. What in the heck do I do with the zipper and the tag in the same spot?

The dilemma comes because when I have the tag and zipper in back those string things that keep the skirt on the hanger end up in the front and back. So that seems wrong right? Those should be on the side.

But for the life of me, wearing the tag on my side just seems wrong.

This is the important issue of my day today.