Where's the Outrage?

I thought Walmart was supposed to be this evil, anti-union, horrible place to work. Yet Walmart is handing out bonuses, pay increases, and retirement contributions to their employees. Yeah, that sounds just awful.

Wal-Mart Stores Inc. has announced it has paid $2 billion this year to its U.S. employees in bonuses, merchandise discounts and retirement contributions.

It cracks me up that if every single employee got an even amount of the bonus pool they got $666. hahahahahaha

Maybe if I lose my job I'll apply at my local Walmart. I'd cut my commute down from 45 minutes one way to 10 minutes one way. Of course my salary would probably get cut by about the same percentage, but at least I'd have a job.